Posted 6:22 PM

If I were Harry Potter...



I'd shout

*waves wand* "End this movie right now!"

Yeah. I'd actually star in a movie and hope nobody sees it. It was that bad.

First of all, you must realise I am not the biggest Potter fan. In fact, I'm not a Potter fan at all. I've never seen a Potter movie (other than bits and pieces on tv), nor have I read a Potter book. So anyway when the movie was out, Princess P wanted to see it and I thought ok, this is when we found out if he dies right. So why not.

Stupid me. This is just a movie about the book published. The latest book (released today) is the one where we find out if he dies.

So I don't know if it's my subconscious mind telling me how shitty it is and how uninterested I should be, but I didn't really understand what was happening soon after it started.

I fell asleep again and again.

I had imagined a Potter movie to be full of computer effects and stuff. But all I saw was people talking and talking.

Talking and talking.

Yak yak yak

Harry Potter teaches the noobs how to use magic. Not really amusing. But at least not talking and talking.

Harry Potter kissses the girl. Also dunnoe why and how the lust came about. There was a mistletoe above them, but still. Anyway that scene I was awake. Heng ah.

Then later on, yakitty yak yak yak.

Chitty chat chat chat.

Fight scene with the enemies. Lame.

Talk talk talk *dozes off*

Ending. Nothing special.

Out of all the Potter movies, I must have watched the worst one. Suddenly I wished I had seen the earlier ones where they were playing around and learning how to cast spells etc. They do look cuter when young.

Harry and Ron not cute liao. But we can see Hermoine is getting prettier.


Of course Harry knows that.

Sigh. Well at least the seats were comfortable!

triggering Mr Ng HS |