Usually have a lot of things to say. Just no mood to blog. =x
25 years old.
NUS graduate.
Now earning a living as someone who has to speak properly, spell properly, write properly.
No I'm not working for Sesame street!
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Monday, April 30, 2007
Pui.
On Sunday I kena my 2nd ever parking fine. Yes, on Sunday you ask?
First one also on Sunday. 'Cos in that district, you still have to display coupon on sundays. My fault for not looking at the signboard outside the car park.
Yesterday? I did not put because I knew all along that Sunday was free. I had parked at Saturday night to stay over at Princess P's place.
On Sunday afternoon the ticket was there. It read Sunday morning 2.33am.
Wah lau. You gotta be shitting me. I always thought it starts at midnight. But apparently free parking is from 7am to 10pm. Hai my own fault for overlooking that again lor. But still, these gahment people ah, wah lau, they really send people at 2am to collect fines. Our tax not enough meh? Which reminds me of yesterday's newspaper which showcased high earning hawkers, paying 20k taxes. That's like >10k per month in earnings. They said that it was hard work. I guess every job is hard isn't it. Standing for long hours etc.
Eh whatever, just know that I've given $60 in total parking fines! I think I've
'eaten' up to 60 hours though. So hopefully I broke even or made a 'profit'.
*Self-consoles*
triggering Mr Ng HS |
Hey whadaya know, I'm friggin' 25.
In Japan, the guy's life span is about 78, while in Zimbabwe it's less than 40. Singapore? I dunnoe. 70? 75? My age is merely a transient memory. Dammit. It's time to do something.
Sometimes it scares me that I seem to understand what Cho meant when he said he did it for those people. Does everyone have a true calling? What is mine?
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Tuesday, April 17, 2007
I am supposed to evaluate some teaching materials. Below is a passage which I found really ridiculous. If you know me well you would probably understand why. Now I shall deliver my elite typing skills.
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Here is a detective puzzle. Read it carefully and see if you can identify the criminal.
A man sat in a police station describing how he had been robbed the night before. The inspector sat listening carefully while a sergeant took notes.
"I was driving along a dark road last night," said the man, "when I felt that the tyres of my car were going flat. I stopped and got out to look and found my tyres were full of nails which had been on the road. Suddenly, for men jumped out and knocked me unconscious.
"When I came round, I found that all my money and goods had been stolen from the car. I walked along the road for about three kilometres and found a petrol station where a man was on duty. He had a telephone and he rang up a friend of his near by, asking him to bring four new tyres for my car. The friend arrived half an hour later, fitted the tyes to my car and I drove home."
"Tell me exactly what the petrol attendant said on the phone," ordered the Inspector.
"He just said, 'There's a car here with four flat tyres. It has been attacked by robbers. Bring some new tyres. will you?'"
"Is that all he said?"
"Yes. Those were his exact words."
"Right," said the Inspector. "I know exactly who can help us solve this mystery. Let's go and make an arrest, Sergeant."
Who was the Inspector going to arrest? Why?
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Stupid. COMMENT! (back to writing paper)
triggering Mr Ng HS |
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Here is a detective puzzle. Read it carefully and see if you can identify the criminal.
A man sat in a police station describing how he had been robbed the night before. The inspector sat listening carefully while a sergeant took notes.
"I was driving along a dark road last night," said the man, "when I felt that the tyres of my car were going flat. I stopped and got out to look and found my tyres were full of nails which had been on the road. Suddenly, for men jumped out and knocked me unconscious.
"When I came round, I found that all my money and goods had been stolen from the car. I walked along the road for about three kilometres and found a petrol station where a man was on duty. He had a telephone and he rang up a friend of his near by, asking him to bring four new tyres for my car. The friend arrived half an hour later, fitted the tyes to my car and I drove home."
"Tell me exactly what the petrol attendant said on the phone," ordered the Inspector.
"He just said, 'There's a car here with four flat tyres. It has been attacked by robbers. Bring some new tyres. will you?'"
"Is that all he said?"
"Yes. Those were his exact words."
"Right," said the Inspector. "I know exactly who can help us solve this mystery. Let's go and make an arrest, Sergeant."
Who was the Inspector going to arrest? Why?
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Stupid. COMMENT! (back to writing paper)
triggering Mr Ng HS |
Thursday, April 12, 2007
"Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now."
Damnit these quotes are killing me.
triggering Mr Ng HS |
Monday, April 09, 2007
hi punks!
no time to blog lah. no time to even play football. after slacking for jan and feb, march and april are the months in which i truly earn my pay man.
4 assignments due next week huat ah!
stay safe.
oh yes, my birthday is coming. getting wiser!
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