Posted 10:43 PM

I was checking out someone's blog and I saw a quiz, so I took it, and here are my results!


Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz, Final Results

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Sense of Humor - 71.4% 2. Financial Situation - 61.5% 3. Confidence - 61.1% 4. Optimism - 57.1% 5. Open-Mindedness - 54.5%	1. Selfishness - 54.5% 2. Lack of Essentials - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Sense of Humor - Girls are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid girls who are only interested in your money. Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date. Optimism - People are drawn to your positive outlook. Your optimism attracts others to you. Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available girls.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Selfishness - You think too much of yourself and your needs. You must learn to put your partner first and tend to her needs. Lack of Essentials - Dating is difficult for you because you lack certain key things, which may include private space, a car, money, or a nice wardrobe. Work toward obtaining these essentials!
Dating Strengths and Weaknesses Quiz

You guys should know I'm skeptical bout quizes and I take them with thousand pinches of salt. As for these results? So so lor. I can't say I'm so confident or optimistic.

By lack of essentials, rubbish lor! I'm still wearing my underwear ley.. I think they meant I don't have a car or a house. Asians live with their parents till they get married wan mah. Most of them at least. Car? Drive family car lor. Lidat also called essentials???

THE WORLD IS MATERIALISTIC!.

K lah I admit my wardrobe is a bit bland. Working on it.

Boliao quiz lah, but it's less than 5mins to do. Go try and then post on your blog so I can see. And if you don't have a blog yet..



It means WTF????!?!?!?! ok?
Now go set up a blog.

triggering Mr Ng HS |

Posted 10:07 PM

So I stayed over at Princess P's house on sunday 'cos she needed company for a monday morning appointment. I reckoned I was too tired that day and I never succeeded in watching finish a 3am world cup football match anyway, so I decided to SAY NO to the WORLD CUP FINAL between italy and france. That would make me feel more alert on Monday too. It wasn't a hard decision, since I never ever felt the 'kick' from this world cup. Better to just sleep well than wake up, watch, fall asleep, wake up tired in the morning.

So yay! Clap for me! Best boyfriend of the year!

=x

It then rained heavily at 4am. Super heavy. Like tons of meow meows and woof woofs. It woke up everyone. She and her mum woke to close the windows, and thought it's just nice to on the tv to check the result? And just nice, it's the start of extra time. So it ended up with Princess P, her bro, sis, mum and me sitting in the living room watching the final!

And everyone saw Zidane's red card of course, and how Italy won. And we went to bed before the prize presentation.

Ok boring post, just to emulate the style of play from the world cup winners.

BORING!!

(oh I had my commencement today! Pics another time! Nobody reads anyway. It's ok I'll post them for my beloved stranger fans. =D )

triggering Mr Ng HS |

Posted 1:43 PM

Thank you come again!!!


Smoker: *smokes*
NEA (national environment agency) official: Excuse me Sir you can't smoke here.
Smoker: *bochup and continues to smoke*
NEA official: Sorry Sir you'd have to put out your cigarette this is a non-smoking zone.
Smoker: *bochup and continues to smoke*
NEA official: Congrats Sir now I'd have to fine you S$200 for going against my request! We can have a better transport system and facilities thanks to you guys' taxes and fines! Arigato gozaimasu thank you come again!!!

(The above convo is entirely fictional and totally coincidental if it bares resemblance to any episode in real life.)


C'mon seriously, why are some people so stubborn, or stupid. The new smoking ban started on 1st July. Even if you don't know, the official is there to warn you. You still disobey.

HAHAH ORBI GOOD!

Today's article (H2 home) reports that during the first few days NEA officials approached 142 smokers. 137 obeyed. The other 5?

S$1000 for the government! Huat ah!!!!

triggering Mr Ng HS |

Posted 9:05 PM

Powderful.

Today at a mos burger queue, a girl in her teens asked the cashier, "Can I have a pair of ketchup please?"


A pair of ketchup?????

At least she said please... ><

triggering Mr Ng HS |

Posted 1:32 PM

world cuppu

OMG Tay Yek Keak is so funny! His recent columns are football based, titled soshootme, published on the tv page of Life!

Today he wrote about the quarter final previews.
On germany vs argentina (which by now you should the germans won on penalties), he wrote "Argentina will be keeping the ball low, hoping to hit the Germans in the Ballacks. If they were playing England, they'd be getting them in the Lampard."

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!!

Sigh. I know some of you don't get it, and it's silly to explain jokes like these, BUT!!! for the benefit of all my 粉丝 (that's 'fans' for all your dinosaurs), here's what you need to know.

• Ballack is the name of Germany's inspirational Captain, an attacking midfielder.
• The first 4 letters of his name is a slang for an anatomical part of the male human body.

• Lampard is the name of England's midfielder.
• His name in hokkien sounds just like the anatomical part of the male human body.

Wah knowing how irritatingly conservative our readers can get, I wouldn't be surprised if people wrote in to complain. Anyway good job Mr Tay! I like to read your stuff.

"And Ah Pui (Ronaldo) is there. Ah San (Ronaldinho) is eager to fire. And Ah Huat is sure the Brazilians will win. Ah huat is my neighbour. I'm expecting him to come knocking on my door if they don't."

Hehehe. =D

Oh on the same topic, I'll like to share an anecdote.

So you know me, a loner kinda person. This world cup feels so different than the previous. Why? I'd say it's because the previous world cup in 2002 was held when I was in the army. Everyday discuss football with everyone. Even the staff sergeant will ask 'eh tonight who will win'. There's betting services available. Eg, I get to book out. I'd be swarmed with people asking me to buy total 2 goals for brazil match, buy england win, buy HTFT blah blah. We also had a friendly betting competition. 8 of us. Predict outcome and exact scores, with corresponding points to be given out. Bottom 4 treat top 4 makan. I can't remember exactly, but I know it's because it was just a 'makan' reward I made ridiculous bets. I was 2nd from bottom I think. For the real moolah encounters, I earned. I betted small amounts ($5-10) each time and I won most of the time. From the knock out stages I raised up to $20, and I remembered my big winnings with South Korea and USA (the amedicans upset some team I can't remember). For the final I bet on a Brazil victory and a brazil -1.5, and Brazil won 3-0 and I won both bets. Again my memory fails me here but I profitted in maybe S$100 at least.

My Mum and dad, due to their AZN pride, put money on South Korea in the Semis. They lost. Mum was still lamenting to me the other day, saying that aiyah I still remember I put money on 韩国队 and lost.

This time however, I don't feel any kick. It doesn't help that my sweetest girlfriend doesn't watch football, nor do I have as many friends to discuss it with. No I'm not blaming her, it's pretty normal. We had our quarrels with this 22menchasingoneball game, and I'd like to feel proud that she's not a football widow. I have a friend's nick on msn saying she is one, and at that time I really wanted her to speak to Princess P, but ah well it's no big deal.

And yes I haven't gotten to start on that anecdote yet. Too bad! I'm forcing you to read all these!

I'm not wallowing in self-pity again. It's just that I've pretty much gotten used to not discussing or talking about football, other than Sunday mornings where I have my weekly kick about. Everytime I talk about football with her we usually quarrel or some displeasure creeps in out of nowhere, so I don't anymore.

But yesterday, sigh.

She works as an intern. Daily, there is some guy writing the matches' review and comments and sends it to their 'clique' through mass emails. And she reads them and has an idea of the happenings in Germany. I can't fault her for reading of course, though I expressed my envy for the guy. I mean, if I talked you wouldn't listen. I guess reading an email is just different.

So anyway the email was about Australia's exit against Italy. The guy author wrote the word 'socceroos'. Princess P immediately connected soccer with kangaroos, and thought she was pretty smart to get it. AND WORSE, in her mind she praised the guy for being creative and coming up with such a term.

Doesn't help that this guy used to like Princess P.

ARGH GOD ARE YOU THERE??

I was driving while I heard her story. I crashed my head into the steering wheel and caused an accident. Haha no lah just kidding. I said "erm sweetie, the football team from Australia ARE called socceroos". And I gave her a face which looked like this:

-_-

And she laughed hysterically.

ARGH GOD I LOVE HER SO MUCH!

No I don't mean I love a female God, or insinuating that God is female.

Thanks for reading till so far. *sob* This is a happy story, because we seem to have overcome such trivial differences, and we 'discussed' football for a teeeeeeny lil bit. Some of my pals also asked me to watch football together today. I thought to myself, 与其 watch with my friends, 不如 take the perfect opportunity to watch with my sweetest babe? I plucked out some courage and asked her, and she asked me back if I'm sure I wouldn't mind watching with her 'cos she's boring and wouldn't shout and it will be more exciting to watch with my friends.

Needless to say what I replied. We're watching together tonight =D

Go Lampard (though I think you should be dropped, but eh I must re-link back what I wrote in the front hor, lidat then I show more credibility and writing prowess) and Ah Pui!!

triggering Mr Ng HS |