Usually have a lot of things to say. Just no mood to blog. =x
25 years old.
NUS graduate.
Now earning a living as someone who has to speak properly, spell properly, write properly.
No I'm not working for Sesame street!
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So after I typed the previous entry, I went to sleep right. But I woke up soon to go to the loo, and then I thought of surprising Princess P by calling her and telling her how much I love her.
Haha. Mushy meh. Mushy then don't read lor. =p
Well, here I'll show you some pics I made with those avatar maker...
Me and Princess P!
Nice? Well the head shapes are fixed while the eye designs are limited, which is why we both have the same set. Pretty right?
Happy. =)
Gonna have dinner now. Then it's more cramming of my soci stuff. So scared so scared......
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How's everyone?
Really busy with revision, so just a quick note. The ss paper on wednesday was very easy. Well at least I had things to write, and I wrote and wrote for 2hours. They say it's quality, not quantity. What rubbish. I'm just happy I wrote so much, rather than write 2 pages and tell myself 'oh what I wrote is gooooood.' Can't say the same for this saturday's paper though. My most dreaded module on social theory. I'll be happy if I don't spend too much time staring into space.
Ok gotta go sleep now. Will wake up to a stressingly stressfully stressified friday.
Sweet dreams are made of these.
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歌手:光良 专辑:童话
忘了有多久
再没听到你
对我说你最爱的故事
我想了很久
我开始慌了
是不是我又做错什么
你哭着对我说
童话里都是骗人的
我不可能是你的王子
也许你不会懂
从你说爱我以后
我的天空星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里
我要变成童话里
我会变成童话里
你爱的那个天使
张开双手
变成翅膀守护你
你要相信
相信我们会像童话故事里
幸福和快乐是结局
一起写我们的结局
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为什么打电话来，这么快就要挂呢？
不开心。 =(
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Spoon.
There is no spoon.
Exams.
Damn.. but there's always exams.
But I guess we can console ourselves...
I'm terrible in school. But I should be lucky that I am in school in the first place, right? I'm so afraid of saturday's paper, on social theory. Supposed to revise on that later in the day. Haven't seen the past year questions either. Tutor emailed us informing us of today's time slot of meeting him and collecting back our assignments. I'm not going. I'm simply too afraid to get them back. I'm thinking if I should email him asking for my results, but I don't think I'll do that too. I just don't like to see the look on people's face when they hand me my papers. =(
How I wish Princess P was here to give me a big hug.
Mood: withdrawn.
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Qn: Who do you imagine cleans the attic?
Draw a friggin' phrase structure tree and grammatical function tree.
Sigh, out of 5 questions, I can only do these 2. And I'm not so sure about them too. Arghhghghgh.
This module is so cute. There're only 5 questions. The other 3 are super short answered questions. In fact, they draw 3-4 lines for you and state explicitly anything written outside the lines wouldn't be considered. And each question is about 20 marks. So everyone was saying each line is about 7 marks. And each word is about half a mark. Haha! Duh.
I really hope I pass. I don't really know how to do those questions! And you never know what you write is even remotely correct or not. I'm not kidding. It's really fail-able. =(
Today's paper was especially interesting. Because what you write is so little, you spend most of the time thinking, flipping notes (open book exam) and fiddling with your stuff. I can see everything clearly 'cos I was seated at the back. Many left early. I found myself day dreaming away when staring at my notes. I thought of my army days and I only realised I strayed after 5minutes. Heh must have been the thought of Princess P's brother. He gets his first book out today and I'm going over for dinner.
And you know what's so irritating? There's this girl walking about with her super duper almight pointy shoes. *Clog, clog, clog, clog*. To the toilet and back. Clog clog clog clog. Everyone looked up and looked around.
I think these type of shoes should be banned. They're so noisy! Can you walk them silently? You can't! Then don't wear them during the exams! Irritating! You need to work later? Change out! You can't? Then just sit down and don't go to the toilet and don't get out of the hall before time! Am I being unreasonable? I am! But is it 'cos they are really very noisy? Yes!!
Ah I'll touch on something nice. Last couple of weeks Princess P and I caught the Pacifier. and My Jealous Barber. The latter was from the ongoing filmfest, read ongoing, thus I was only able to watch 1. Both films were funny, and the foreign film was refreshing. At first I was a little afraid that Princess P wouldn't enjoy this type of show, but she found it very intriguing and had many comments after that. =)
Speaking of shows it seems that I've known or read about people who went to watch Boeing Boeing. Would love to, but again, when will I convince myself to go having known the price.
And so it's the exam period, which logically explains why I was studying FEROCIOUSLY for the papers and now that the exams are on the way, I bet I will end up typing more on this stupid webby. I love it!
Next paper's wednesday.
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Remember the cow I met the other time while looking I was having my meal?
Incidentally I used 'he' in that post. Cows are supposed to be female ley, why nobody noticed that error!
Ok I've decided that Med the cow is androgynous. So Med is a she today.
So Med sent me an sms today (I dunnoe how she got my number
)She was telling me how her grass patches have been invaded by..well...cows.
I said what are ya mooing about.
She sent me some mms-es. Wah lau eh her handphone got camera function somemore! Somemore the pictures are so clear! Rich crazy cow.
She said not only are the cows noisy, apparently they indulge in disgusting acts, in broad daylight!
She said looking at all these acts... she then... asked me if I was free next weekend.
I turned off my handphone.
In case you haven't realised, click to find out about the moosters.
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Wow wee, looks like I'm missing out on some stuff out there. It's coming, Singapore. It's coming. The emancipation of teenagers. UNLESS you're telling me some grasscutter got too bored and rearranged those stuff? They were even caught talking to prostitutes in Geylang a few days back. Actually there's nothing wrong talking. I hope that's what they only do though.
In other news, government today has given the green light for 2 intergrated resorts with casinos in them. Yay! Can't wait for them to be built! Hope they are as grand as the esplanade.
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And Trent turns 23.
Shit.
But hey, nothing's more pleasing than turning old with your friends by your side.
Awwww... quick, everyone take a taxi over now and come give me a hug. Especially you, sweetie. *winks* =D
Double awwwww......
Before you check out some drooling pictures of cakes, I shall mention my friends' in the form of nicknames. Ooh I love giving nicknames!!!!
Cakes:
And bites of the cheesy cheeseful cheese cake. Lil nicky made it! Unbelievable! Ok lah believable lah.
Ice cream cake cookies'n'creame is good! Princess P bought it! =D
And Juju and Meimei made chocolate fondue for me because I've never tried it before. Great!
Paolo and Meelubus dropped by later and that's when we tucked in to the hawker food. Yingster had to leave early TOO BAD! =p
Skaozer didn't even come!! But thanks for the lion's share in the gift, and thanks all. Love you guys.
Was really touched that evening. Almost contributed some water droplets into our environment. But I'm really blessed. I'm so happy.
In fact, I'm so happy now just thinking back and writing this, I'll even for THE FIRST TIME, reveal how I look like (for the resident stalkers of my blog, don't BLINK!! Hmm no that's not the right term. Don't exit! Yeah.) !!!!!
So handsome! With a funky hairdo! And check out my hunky tanned skin and bulging muscles. And ohh look what's that carved on my heart (I've got a big heart! Ahhhh~) ??
That's what I feel. =)
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Meaningless fun.
Wah~!! So 梦幻 (meng huan)~ Got snowflakes in the wind somemore.
Er, let's see. In english it means... hmm.. dreamy? Utopian?
Or if it fits your style, you can say it's so gay.
Wah they can just hold hands and run around in a circle forever and ever. And the animals in the background just sway their heads left to right right to left forever and ever......
How I wish we could do that.
But nooooo.... we gotta attend lectures, do tutorials, submit assignments, study for tests. Today I learnt that 'to' is not always a preposition! It can be classified as an IM too! IM= infinitive marker. Don't understand? Must understand! Very important! Doctors learn how to operate on which body part, how to do dunnoe what thing to what cell to prevent what thing from becoming what thing. So what? I learn in my classes that a Prepositional Phrase is made up of a preposition and a noun phrase!
PP > P NP
S > NP VP
XP > XP XP* CONJ XP
Cheem right cheem right? Faster say it's cheem! I mean, so what if I don't know what are molar teeth, or the latest business laws or science formulae, or how your body works in detail, but I know all these things!!
And they are all so useful in my daily life.
Yup. Can't wait to apply them when my tooth hurts or when I have a headache, or when I think about why there's high tide and low tide.
PP > P NP.
That's why.
Too much thinking is not good ya know. Just now I took a quiz about the brain and here's what I got:
Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male |
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve |
What Gender Is Your Brain?
The worst of my fears has come true. Last week I found a receipt in my mummy's drawer. It was for a sex change operation in Thailand. It said Trina, 3 years old.
At that moment of time, I knew it. I knew that I was sex changed. I remember all those times when we were in TOYs R US and I wanted that pinky little sweetie barbie doll. Daddy got me a rattling irritating toy machine gun. I remember when I was 7 an auntie whom we have lost contact for a while came over to visit us and asked how was Trina. I walked out of my room and asked "Who's Trina?" My parents watched in trepidation and told me it was someone else's kid.
As I grew older, people commented that I've a high pitched voice. I dunnoe I said. It's just me. Now I know.
And I don't have much armpit hair too. Or leg hair. And people in the army used to laugh at me. They called me toufu man.
Now I know.
And I asked my parents how come my brother has photos when he was little. What happened to my pictures when I was just a baby, and when I was 1 year old and so on? Mummy said we moved house too many times and things got lost along the way. I've never probed further.
So when I found that receipt I felt terrible. I didn't know why I was sex changed. So after I wiped off all my tears and gathered my courage, I walked into my parents' room that night.
Mummy was smoking and watching espn soccer???? Daddy.. OMG.. daddy was putting on a bra and trying out in front of the mirror. They both turned and were shocked, and shouted at each other "Why didn't you lock the door?"
And then I knew. My family is one big piece of weird dung.
"Trent we can explain.." Mum said.
"I don't wanna know.. No wait.. I do... what about my brother? Is he like us too?"
"No," mum replied,"He was adopted."
I ran out of their room and into mine. Locked it. Jumped onto bed. Pillow over my face. And I cried and I cried.
No wonder my brother's so smart. And we're so different. No wonder my father cries while watching channel U dramas. No wonder my mother sometimes sprouts vulgarities like nobody's business. Now I know.
I don't feel like living anymore.
PP > P NP.
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(Argh I wrote quite a moderate piece on concerts, prices, and nus lectures, then I copied my text just in case the publishing doesn't work, and it didn't! But I accidentally copied something else, so I couldn't control-v back! ARghghghghhg.)
Ah well in brief now:
You guys saw the advertisement. About the concert in suntec.
Diana Krall.
My friend just came back from it just now and was telling everyone how mind-blowing it was. How her voice and piano touch are so mesmerising.
How her ticket price of S$201 was worth every penny and even more.
Wow. S$201 is not cheap. In fact, it is very very expensive. I just wonder when I will ever do such a thing.
Ok and I also talked about how I am awake now to watch the champions league and more importantly read through my stuff for the open book test at 8am later.
8am lectures sucks. I hope NUS in future build more lecture theatres somehow so people can have more lectures in other time slots and people don't have to wake up at unearthly hours, as the early timing prohibits learning.
This module sucks. Because even though it's open book I struggle to comprehend and the tutorials go very fast and all my classmates seem to talk faster than that micro machine guy and think faster than the russian chess expert. I try to do it on my own but I seem to forget what I've read and can't do it after I've put my notes down.
The story of my life, and of many of you, I'm sure.
Ribena time.
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aka 欠扁问答题。。。
Mum asked me a couple today. Hahaha. Funny I've never heard of them before, and I didn't get any anyway. See if you can get them. =D
Q: 为什么小明把牛油丢出窗外？
A: 因为他要看到蝴蝶。
Get it get it?
He wants to see butterfly~!!!!!
Wah. Why suddenly got 乌鸦 fly over!??!?!
The next question requires more proficiency in chinese.
Q: 哪一个五官最会唱歌？ (Which of your 5 senses is best at singing songs?)
You'll never get this lah.
A: 眼睛
Why?
See. I told you the answer you also cannot get it wan lor.
BECAUSE-
睡眼惺忪 (meaning : sleepy)
They SING SONG~!!!!!
Okok. Back to work. So much stuff to do.
Can't wait for the weekend!! Yay! My birthday is coming!! Woohoo!!
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