Posted 1:48 AM

now THIS IS DUMB.




Be the first person in your town to own a fart in a jar. The possibilities are endless with this collector's item--it can be used as a conversation starter, a decorative piece, a weapon, a storage container, or just about anything else you can think of.

If you win this auction I will eat all the stinky methane producing foods I can think of; eggs, split pea soup, a cheap bean burrito, saurkraut, and any other suggestions you might come up with. I will then hold all gas in for a period of no less than 3 hours, drop major ass in the jar, and ship immediately.

I have no idea if the stink will hold, but I do have a canning jar that has a tight seal and I assume it will work.

Auction winner pays $7.95 shipping and handling which includes secure packaging. Note my 100% positive feedback, and bid with confidence.

Serious bids only please.


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And someone actually bidded for it here.
WHAT?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!


triggering Mr Ng HS |