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The amazing adventures of Treppy and Rabbity!!

Chapter 2: The enlightenment

Click for chapter 1: The awakening


Treppy goes into the bathroom, puts toothpaste on his toothbrush, and puts the toothbrush in his mouth. His eyes grudgingly stay open, peeking into the mirror, looking at the reflection of the rabbit.

My pet, just spoke to me. And I just spoke to my pet. What's happening?

Treppy washes up and heads back into his room, where Rabbity has already entered the following website:

www.rabbitsshitonyou.com

Treppy: What the hell is that?
Rabbity: Oh crap you're back already. Ok look, this is the site where I collect the information passed down.
Treppy: Passed down? From where?
Rabbity: From my superiors you nitwit.
Treppy: A prophet has superiors?
Rabbity: Yah well just shut up. I'll tell you more next time.
Treppy: Uh huh. So what you're telling me is, you use the internet when there's no one at home?
Rabbity: What do you think I do everyday? Just lie in the balcony, eating and sleeping??
Treppy: And shitting.
Rabbity: Yah well ok fine and shitting.
Treppy: But I shut the balcony doors!
Rabbity: Your room was shut as well, but here I'm.
Treppy: What the..

Treppy doesn't feel so good suddenly. "You know what, I feel like going back to bed. Can I go back to bed?"

Rabbity looks at Treppy and winks. "You can try."

Treppy: Huh??
Rabbity: Like I said we've got stuff to do.
Treppy: Like what?
Rabbity: We need to analyse you, with me involved.
Treppy: Huh??
Rabbity: The easteregg has signaled for a new protocol of human-rabbit interaction in September 2004, and here we are now.
Treppy: Easteregg??
Rabbity: Yah that'ss the command centre.
Treppy: So now what?
Rabbity: We go to school.
Treppy: I don't have school today!
Rabbity: We can still go to school, can't we?

The prophet winks again.

triggering Mr Ng HS |