Posted 10:01 PM

Luke Trent, I'm your father.

Finally met mum's boyfriend today. He dropped by our house for tea. I went up to shake his hand. He doesn't look very old, although mum said he does. Probably to prepare me for shock or something. He seemed very calm and confident, understandably so for once a successful businessman. Mum said he used to have meetings with the big shots of the world. I don't doubt what this man can do.

He told mum (in my presence) that I was handsome! And said that I looked healthy and fit.

Hmm.. sounds weird doesn't it...

Oh my god he's gay!

Sorry old man, but I've fallen in love with someone else already. You just take good care of my mother. I see you've brought a huge creamy cake today. I don't eat huge creamy cakes. But thanks anyway.

Hey when do I meet my big sister?

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