Posted 8:43 PM

IRC quotes.

Found these on the net. Absolutely hilarious. =p
(Author doesn't regret for the foul language copied and pasted. Hey it's reality.)


(tatclass) YOU ALL SUCK DICK
(tatclass) er.
(tatclass) hi.
(andy\code) A common typo.
(tatclass) the keys are like right next to each other.


t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder) i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder) WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder) IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder) AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder) NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder) IN FACT
BlackAdder) IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder) I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder) SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad) so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError) right
heartless) Right.
r3v) right


(tag) Ouroboros: lets play Pong
(Ouroboros) Ok.
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) . |
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) . |
(tag) | .
(Ouroboros) | .
(Ouroboros) Whoops


(glome) Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
(content) glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
(glome) Who me?!
(content) Yes you!
(glome) Couldn't be!a
(content) Then WHO?!!
(glome) Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)


(Spazz) Seems like when I say "FUCK" you get an EOF error
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Bartolimis) fuck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Bartolimis) fuck
(Spazz) fuck
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Spazz) fuck
(Bartolimis) stop
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Bartolimis) we're done )
(Ranto) hmh?
(Spazz) Your client got an error...
(Bartolimis) yeah, we're done saying fuck
(Spazz) everytime we said f***
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Spazz) Quit saying fukc
(Bartolimis) my bad
(Spazz) fuck*
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)
*** Joins: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
(Icc) Someone says fuck and he drops ?
*** Quits: Ranto (~recon@newax2-042.dialup.optusnet.com.au) (Read error: EOF from client)


(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks?
(TheXPhial) vaccuums
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
(TheXPhial) black holes
(Guo_Si) Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
(TheXPhial) lava?


(Jeedo) hey baby, whats up?
(Indidge) umm....nothing?
(Jeedo) So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
(Indidge) Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
(Jeedo) Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/


(NES) lol
(NES) I download something from Napster
(NES) And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
(NES) I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
(NES) "getting my song back fucker"


(h|tler) HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????


*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)


(Raize) can you guys see what I type?
(vecna) no, raize
(Raize) How do I set it up so you can see it?


(Sui88) 67% of girls are stupid
(V-girl) i belong with the other 13%


* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
(dregan) Oh shit.


(skrike) I think the people above me are having sex
(skrike) either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.


Hehehe.
Boredom.


triggering Mr Ng HS |