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Wednesday, April 21, 2004
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Hi Trent,
You seem like a nice guy. Maybe you can help. I'm 20years old, straight and unattached. I work in the sales department, and recently I got to know of this customer who seemed a little older than me, but friendly nonetheless. He actually asked for my hand phone number and we exchanged digits. And he started calling me from time to time, talking about the usual mundane stuff. My friend thinks he’s gay. How do I know if he’s gay? And how can I tactfully reject people when they ask for my number? And what do I do with this guy now?
Thanks so much,
Jon
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Hey Jon,
Seems like you’ve hit the jackpot! My male friend Sashay will kill to have as much luck with men as you! He wears pink and curls his hair up. Say your guy doesn’t happen to be him does it?
Whoa whoa you sound like someone constantly giving out his number eh. Hopefully the chicks outnumber the dicks (Did I mention this blog was U18). There aren’t many tactful ways of rejecting strangers. But perhaps you can try some of these:
- I’m sorry I don’t have a hand phone.
(You could add “Why don’t you just leave me your number and I’ll call you.” to brush the person off. And of course you wouldn’t call back.)
(Doesn’t work if the person knows where you hang out. )
- To a guy: Get lost you gay faggot!
(Be prepared to block his attacking punches, although he will probably slap the air with his broken wrist routine and smile seductively and say, “Oh you’re so naughty!”
- To a girl: Sorry I’m gay.
(Be prepared to realise that the whole neighbourhood and your whole ring of friends are questioning your sexual orientation.)
Other than those you probably have to surrender your number. But all hope is not lost. When he does call (that gay faggot!) you can choose not to answer, but I guess you already did huh, Jon? And in any scenario you failed to answer the call do not EVER answer again. Why? Because that gay faggot will just think you are playing hard to get, and get smitten by you!
But if you continued to answer, well then, you just have to keep going on. And you can’t show any disinterest in the conversation as well, if not ditto to above.
Has he even asked you out yet? If he has (I’m sure he has that gay faggot!) then you have to say yes.
Don’t cry now. Come. Let me hold your hand, and we will say it together.
Yes.
You also asked ‘how do I know if he’s gay?’ He is, Jon, he is.
What do you do with this guy now? Go out with him. You might have a good time! And the next time you write your introduction it might very well be “I’m 20, gay and attached. Oh.. and.. sometimes, my backside hurts.”
Good luck. Hope this helps.
Regards,
Trent
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Hi Trent,
You seem like a nice guy. Maybe you can help. I'm 20years old, straight and unattached. I work in the sales department, and recently I got to know of this customer who seemed a little older than me, but friendly nonetheless. He actually asked for my hand phone number and we exchanged digits. And he started calling me from time to time, talking about the usual mundane stuff. My friend thinks he’s gay. How do I know if he’s gay? And how can I tactfully reject people when they ask for my number? And what do I do with this guy now?
Thanks so much,
Jon
------------------------------------------------------
Hey Jon,
Seems like you’ve hit the jackpot! My male friend Sashay will kill to have as much luck with men as you! He wears pink and curls his hair up. Say your guy doesn’t happen to be him does it?
Whoa whoa you sound like someone constantly giving out his number eh. Hopefully the chicks outnumber the dicks (Did I mention this blog was U18). There aren’t many tactful ways of rejecting strangers. But perhaps you can try some of these:
- I’m sorry I don’t have a hand phone.
(You could add “Why don’t you just leave me your number and I’ll call you.” to brush the person off. And of course you wouldn’t call back.)
(Doesn’t work if the person knows where you hang out. )
- To a guy: Get lost you gay faggot!
(Be prepared to block his attacking punches, although he will probably slap the air with his broken wrist routine and smile seductively and say, “Oh you’re so naughty!”
- To a girl: Sorry I’m gay.
(Be prepared to realise that the whole neighbourhood and your whole ring of friends are questioning your sexual orientation.)
Other than those you probably have to surrender your number. But all hope is not lost. When he does call (that gay faggot!) you can choose not to answer, but I guess you already did huh, Jon? And in any scenario you failed to answer the call do not EVER answer again. Why? Because that gay faggot will just think you are playing hard to get, and get smitten by you!
But if you continued to answer, well then, you just have to keep going on. And you can’t show any disinterest in the conversation as well, if not ditto to above.
Has he even asked you out yet? If he has (I’m sure he has that gay faggot!) then you have to say yes.
Don’t cry now. Come. Let me hold your hand, and we will say it together.
Yes.
You also asked ‘how do I know if he’s gay?’ He is, Jon, he is.
What do you do with this guy now? Go out with him. You might have a good time! And the next time you write your introduction it might very well be “I’m 20, gay and attached. Oh.. and.. sometimes, my backside hurts.”
Good luck. Hope this helps.
Regards,
Trent
~
Keep those letters coming in!
triggering Mr Ng HS |